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How much of an underrated presence has Steve Buscemi been in all of our lives? Over the span of 25 years, he’s gone from “King of the That Guys” (current co-Kings:Bruce McGill and James Cromwell) to “Oh, right — that’s an actor named Steve Buscemi” to “Steve Buscemi” to “Golden Globe-Winning Steve Buscemi” to, finally, “Champion of Our Hearts Steve Buscemi.” Of all of the Buscemier actors out there, Steve Buscemi is easily the Buscemiest. That much is certain, and that’s why we’re excited for his role in “The Incredible Burt Wonderstone.” A little more difficult to determine? The Buscemiest roles of Steve Buscemi’s career. See below and read more here: http://bit.ly/12WdUrf

1. ‘Desperado’ (1995)

It frankly doesn’t get any Buscemier than Buscemi in “Desperado” as (according to the credits) “Buscemi,” where he Buscemis the f**k out of the patrons of a grimy Mexican bar at the beginning of Robert Rodriguez’s Buscemified landmark second film. Not only does he rock a sweet Buscemi-esque faded goate but he makes everyone super uncomfortable and rants about the legend of Antonio Banderas’ character in the most Buscemi way imaginable. (NOTE: As you may have figured, Buscemi’s “Buscemiest” roles pretty just mean his most memorable roles. But ask yourself this: What’s a more fun adjective: “most memorable” or “Buscemiest”? (silence) That’s what I thought.)

2. ‘Armageddon’ (1998)

Leave it to Buscemi to be the only actor in Hollywood who can make a character in a Michael Bay movie be actually funny instead of very, very strongly attempt a character to be funny and wildly fail. Indeed, in a dramatic disaster flick featuring such caricatures of themselves as Bruce Willis, late ’90s Ben Affleck, Michael Clarke Duncan and Billy Bob Thornton, Buscemi is the predictable scene stealer. Above we have a short montage of Buscemi rocking houses, beginning with Will Patton and William Fichtner fighting each other because they weren’t named the co-Kings of the That Guys mentioned at the beginning of this post.

3. ‘The Wedding Singer‘ (1998)

Buscemi has established himself a home in many an Adam Sandler film as “The super weird guy with patchy facial hair who has two minutes of screen time,” of which none were arguably more memorable than “Dave Veltri” in “The Wedding Singer.” Here, he drunkenly rambles to a wedding crowd during his Best Man speech, complete with descriptions of prostitution and sibling inferiority and a part down the middle of his hair … and we’re all better people for having watched it.

4. ‘Fargo’ (1996)

No one complements a Buscemi character just by silently making weird, drugged-out faces better than Peter Stormare, and their back-and-forths (along with an Oscar-winning performance from Frances McDormand, of course) are pretty much the reason to see “Fargo.” Above, we have small-time criminals Buscemi and Stormare Buscemi-ing and Stormaring the f**k out of each other in a conversation about how Stormare never speaks. It’s hard to imagine this scene wasn’t written directly for these two particular actors by the Coen Brothers, and even if it wasn’t, the Coens have earned enough respect that they can say it was and no one would argue.

5. ‘Con Air’ (1997)

We as a nation have let ourselves down. It’s my fault. It’s your fault. It is, yes, Obama’s fault. “Con Air” isn’t typically mentioned as one of the great films of the 1990s, and we each have to take our fair share of the blame. John Malkovich as a bad guy named “Cyrus the Virus.” Nic Cage rocking flowing long hair and just being Nic Cage at the height of his powers (1995-2002 or so). And yes, Steve Buscemi as Garland Greene. Fast forward to the :32 second part of the above clip for what may be the best part of the whole movie: Some nameless officer looks at Buscemi and asks out loud to no one, “What the f**k is that?” to which someone responds off camera, “That’s Garland Greene, man.” Oh, okay.

6. ‘Big Fish’ (2003)

In “Big Fish” as Norther Winslow — Spectre, Alabama’s resident poet laureate — Buscemi got to flaunt all of his Buscemisms under the guise of a down-home Southern boy who can’t actually write poetry, and it (of course) only adds to the magic of the movie itself. As if director Tim Burton felt bad not giving Buscemi a character that had deeper emotional issues a-la other Buscemi roles, Norther robs banks later in the movie for fun. Safe to say that wouldn’t have happened had Buscemi passed on the role and Billy Zane had taken it.

7. ‘Billy Madison‘ (1995)

Long before Adam Sandler stopped giving a flying f**k about the quality of the movies he produces, there were those like “Billy Madison,” wherein Buscemi steals the entire movie with less than two minutes of screen time in the scene above, featuring the aftermath of the phone call Billy makes to him apologizing for bullying him in high school, and, of course, Buscemi’s favor to Billy at the end of the movie because of it. “Man, I’m glad I called that guy.” So are we, Adam. So are we.

8. ‘Reservoir Dogs’ (1992)

It’s hard not to watch the scene above, where Buscemi as Mr. Pink delivers what has become the standard Tarantino “the sole purpose of this rant is to reveal a character’s deeply held beliefs about a relatively insignificant issue” monologue, and wonder why Buscemi wasn’t cast in future Tarantino movies with the exception of “Pulp Fiction” as the waiter dressed as Buddy Holly. Then again, who was he going to play? One of Bill’s minions? Aldo Raine? Stuntman Mike? Actually, he would have been awesome as Stuntman Mike. For shame, Quentin.

9. ‘The Big Lebowski‘ (1998)

The quintessential, Buscemiest Buscemi role of them all, “Lebowski” could have realistically garnered acting Oscars for each of Jeff Bridges, John Goodman and Buscemi, if we’re really being honest with ourselves, but you can understand the Academy for paying more attention to “Shakespeare in Love” that year (vomits). It’s funny to watch this movie — now 15 years old, which is a good reminder that we’re all going to die one day — and contrast Buscemi’s “Donny” with his current role as Nucky Thompson on HBO’s “Boardwalk Empire.” Just goes to show the man’s range and talents. We are all Buscemites.


Which Movie Was Googled The Most In 2012?

The Hunger Games” might not have been the top grossing or most acclaimed movie of the year, but it was the film that people cared about the most.


Google has released a list of its top trends for 2012, and “The Hunger Games” came out on top of the movies category. It makes sense, too: There was plenty of hype leading up to the March release of “The Hunger Games,” with many positing that it could be the next “Twilight.” It remains to be seen if the film series will have the same sort of staying power that “The Twilight Saga” did, but we’d argue that it has lived up to its expectations thus far.

We would have assumed that “The Avengers” would have placed higher on the list, but it actually was “Skyfall” that came in second in the top movie trends. Considering how successful that movie has been, it shouldn’t come as much of a shock. Another movie that generated a lot of hype and discussion, “Prometheus,” placed third on the list, and then “The Avengers” came in at number four.

The rest of the movies read off somewhat predictably — “Magic Mike,” “John Carter” — but the seventh highest trending movie of 2012 caught us off guard. Taking that spot is “Ek Tha Tiger,” an Indian action movie directed by Kabir Khan and starring Salman Khan and Katrina Kaif. It’s nice to see that this list wasn’t just dominated by Hollywood blockbusters, though the films “Paranormal Activity 4,” “Taken 2” and “Dark Shadows” did round it out.


The trends lists include other subjects like airlines, TV shows and images. Interestingly enough, it was two of the saddest celebrity deaths this year that led off the trending performing artists. Whitney Houston and Michael Clarke Duncan passed away in 2012, and they got a lot of Internet love after their deaths. It should come as no surprise, though, that One Direction placed third on the list, followed by Lana Del Ray at number five, Carly Rae Jepsen and number eight and LMFAO at number 10.

(by:  for moviesblog.mtv.com)


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