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How much of an underrated presence has Steve Buscemi been in all of our lives? Over the span of 25 years, he’s gone from “King of the That Guys” (current co-Kings:Bruce McGill and James Cromwell) to “Oh, right — that’s an actor named Steve Buscemi” to “Steve Buscemi” to “Golden Globe-Winning Steve Buscemi” to, finally, “Champion of Our Hearts Steve Buscemi.” Of all of the Buscemier actors out there, Steve Buscemi is easily the Buscemiest. That much is certain, and that’s why we’re excited for his role in “The Incredible Burt Wonderstone.” A little more difficult to determine? The Buscemiest roles of Steve Buscemi’s career. See below and read more here: http://bit.ly/12WdUrf

1. ‘Desperado’ (1995)

It frankly doesn’t get any Buscemier than Buscemi in “Desperado” as (according to the credits) “Buscemi,” where he Buscemis the f**k out of the patrons of a grimy Mexican bar at the beginning of Robert Rodriguez’s Buscemified landmark second film. Not only does he rock a sweet Buscemi-esque faded goate but he makes everyone super uncomfortable and rants about the legend of Antonio Banderas’ character in the most Buscemi way imaginable. (NOTE: As you may have figured, Buscemi’s “Buscemiest” roles pretty just mean his most memorable roles. But ask yourself this: What’s a more fun adjective: “most memorable” or “Buscemiest”? (silence) That’s what I thought.)

2. ‘Armageddon’ (1998)

Leave it to Buscemi to be the only actor in Hollywood who can make a character in a Michael Bay movie be actually funny instead of very, very strongly attempt a character to be funny and wildly fail. Indeed, in a dramatic disaster flick featuring such caricatures of themselves as Bruce Willis, late ’90s Ben Affleck, Michael Clarke Duncan and Billy Bob Thornton, Buscemi is the predictable scene stealer. Above we have a short montage of Buscemi rocking houses, beginning with Will Patton and William Fichtner fighting each other because they weren’t named the co-Kings of the That Guys mentioned at the beginning of this post.

3. ‘The Wedding Singer‘ (1998)

Buscemi has established himself a home in many an Adam Sandler film as “The super weird guy with patchy facial hair who has two minutes of screen time,” of which none were arguably more memorable than “Dave Veltri” in “The Wedding Singer.” Here, he drunkenly rambles to a wedding crowd during his Best Man speech, complete with descriptions of prostitution and sibling inferiority and a part down the middle of his hair … and we’re all better people for having watched it.

4. ‘Fargo’ (1996)

No one complements a Buscemi character just by silently making weird, drugged-out faces better than Peter Stormare, and their back-and-forths (along with an Oscar-winning performance from Frances McDormand, of course) are pretty much the reason to see “Fargo.” Above, we have small-time criminals Buscemi and Stormare Buscemi-ing and Stormaring the f**k out of each other in a conversation about how Stormare never speaks. It’s hard to imagine this scene wasn’t written directly for these two particular actors by the Coen Brothers, and even if it wasn’t, the Coens have earned enough respect that they can say it was and no one would argue.

5. ‘Con Air’ (1997)

We as a nation have let ourselves down. It’s my fault. It’s your fault. It is, yes, Obama’s fault. “Con Air” isn’t typically mentioned as one of the great films of the 1990s, and we each have to take our fair share of the blame. John Malkovich as a bad guy named “Cyrus the Virus.” Nic Cage rocking flowing long hair and just being Nic Cage at the height of his powers (1995-2002 or so). And yes, Steve Buscemi as Garland Greene. Fast forward to the :32 second part of the above clip for what may be the best part of the whole movie: Some nameless officer looks at Buscemi and asks out loud to no one, “What the f**k is that?” to which someone responds off camera, “That’s Garland Greene, man.” Oh, okay.

6. ‘Big Fish’ (2003)

In “Big Fish” as Norther Winslow — Spectre, Alabama’s resident poet laureate — Buscemi got to flaunt all of his Buscemisms under the guise of a down-home Southern boy who can’t actually write poetry, and it (of course) only adds to the magic of the movie itself. As if director Tim Burton felt bad not giving Buscemi a character that had deeper emotional issues a-la other Buscemi roles, Norther robs banks later in the movie for fun. Safe to say that wouldn’t have happened had Buscemi passed on the role and Billy Zane had taken it.

7. ‘Billy Madison‘ (1995)

Long before Adam Sandler stopped giving a flying f**k about the quality of the movies he produces, there were those like “Billy Madison,” wherein Buscemi steals the entire movie with less than two minutes of screen time in the scene above, featuring the aftermath of the phone call Billy makes to him apologizing for bullying him in high school, and, of course, Buscemi’s favor to Billy at the end of the movie because of it. “Man, I’m glad I called that guy.” So are we, Adam. So are we.

8. ‘Reservoir Dogs’ (1992)

It’s hard not to watch the scene above, where Buscemi as Mr. Pink delivers what has become the standard Tarantino “the sole purpose of this rant is to reveal a character’s deeply held beliefs about a relatively insignificant issue” monologue, and wonder why Buscemi wasn’t cast in future Tarantino movies with the exception of “Pulp Fiction” as the waiter dressed as Buddy Holly. Then again, who was he going to play? One of Bill’s minions? Aldo Raine? Stuntman Mike? Actually, he would have been awesome as Stuntman Mike. For shame, Quentin.

9. ‘The Big Lebowski‘ (1998)

The quintessential, Buscemiest Buscemi role of them all, “Lebowski” could have realistically garnered acting Oscars for each of Jeff Bridges, John Goodman and Buscemi, if we’re really being honest with ourselves, but you can understand the Academy for paying more attention to “Shakespeare in Love” that year (vomits). It’s funny to watch this movie — now 15 years old, which is a good reminder that we’re all going to die one day — and contrast Buscemi’s “Donny” with his current role as Nucky Thompson on HBO’s “Boardwalk Empire.” Just goes to show the man’s range and talents. We are all Buscemites.

 

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Golden Raspberry Award, or Razzie for short, is an award presented in recognition of the worst in film. Founded by American copywriter and publicist John J. B. Wilson in 1981, the annual Razzie Awards ceremony in Los Angeles precedes the corresponding Academy Awards ceremony by one day. The term raspberry in the name is used in its irreverent sense, as in “blowing a raspberry“. The awards themselves typically cost $4.97 each, in the form of a “golfball-sized raspberry” which sits atop a Super 8 mm film reel, the whole of which is spray-painted gold.

The first Golden Raspberry Awards ceremony was held on March 31, 1981, at John J. B. Wilson‘s living room alcove in Los Angeles to honour the worst in film of the 1980 film season. The 33rd ceremony will be held on February 23, 2013.

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The Twilight Saga was today revealed as the big winner (or should that be loser?) at the annual Razzie awards for the worst movies of the past year. Twilight: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 has 11 nominations in 10 categories, including worst film and worst sequel. Kristen Stewart andRobert Pattinson, the stars of the long-running vampire romance franchise, will vie for the worst screen couple honour, while Bill Condon is up for worst director. Critical turkey Battleship has seven nominations, and there was also predictable recognition for regular Razzie winnerAdam Sandler. His comedy That’s My Boydescribed as a “strict no-fun zone” by the Guardian’s John Patterson, got eight nominations.

Full list of Razzie nominees

Worst Picture

Battleship

The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure

That’s My Boy

A Thousand Words

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

Worst Director

Sean Anders, That’s My Boy

Peter Berg, Battleship

Bill Condon, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

Tyler Perry, Good Deeds/Madea’s Witness Protection

John Putch, Atlas Shrugged Part II

Worst Actress

Katherine Heigl, One for the Money

Milla Jovovich, Resident Evil: Retribution

Tyler Perry, Madea’s Witness Protection

Kristen Stewart, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2/Snow White and the Huntsman

Barbra Streisand, The Guilt Trip

Worst Actor

Nicolas Cage, Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance/Seeking Justice

Eddie Murphy, A Thousand Words

Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

Tyler Perry, Alex Cross/Good Deeds

Adam Sandler, That’s My Boy

Worst Supporting Actress

Jessica Biel, Playing For Keeps/Total Recall

Brooklyn Decker, Battleship/What to Expect When You’re Expecting

Ashley Greene, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

Jennifer Lopez, What to Expect When You’re Expecting

Rihanna, Battleship

Worst Supporting Actor

David Hasselhoff, Piranha 3DD

Taylor Lautner, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

Liam Neeson, Battleship/Wrath of the Titans

Nick Swardson, That’s My Boy

Vanilla Ice, That’s My Boy

Worst Screen Ensemble

Battleship

The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure

That’s My Boy

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

Madea’s Witness Protection

Worst Screenplay

Atlas Shrugged Part II

Battleship

That’s My Boy

A Thousand Words

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

Worst Remake, Rip-Off, or Sequel

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

Piranha 3DD

Red Dawn

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

Madea’s Witness Protection

Worst Screen Couple

Any two cast members from Jersey Shore in The Three Stooges

Mackenzie Foy and Taylor Lautner in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

Tyler Perry and his drag in Madea’s Witness Protection

Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg, Leighton Meester, or Susan Sarandon in That’s My Boy

 

— taken from guardian.co.uk image from geekscape.net and acesshowbiz.com

 

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